Crack Master

Crack Master (nicknamed Cunt Master) was a sentient assortment of cracks on the wall in the home of Alison Velvets.

The Crack Master had existed for some time before being discovered by Ali, along with Crack Camel, Crack Hen, and Crack Monkey. He spoke very erratically, spouting nonsense insults and threats to those he encountered. When confronted, the Crack Master had "destroyed himself trying to be mean," effectively blowing up and creating a crater in the wall.

The crater left behind by the Crack Master was quickly repaired by Ali shortly thereafter, as were the cracks that had made the camel, hen, and monkey.

Behind the Scenes
The Crack Master featured in Bootleg's Cheap Cartoon Show is a parody of the infamous Cracks short animation featured on Sesame Street. The short was previously believed to have been lost until it's discovery in 2013.

It's nickname influenced the name of the villain Cunt Master in the fictional Bootleg's Cheap Video Game featured in Ready Player Ali.

Appearances

 * Cracked