Shortest Episode Ever

Shortest Episode Ever is the twenty-forth episode of Bootleg's Cheap Cartoon Show, first published on June 9th, 2017. With a running time of one second, it is indeed the shortest episode of the series. It is also the only short to have a sequel.

Synopsis
Ali appears to be naked, crouched over on a platter and surrounded by an assortment of fruits and vegetables, not unlike a roast whole pig. Her skin is a golden brown, while a pad of butter melts atop her head. Po the Teletubby is chewing, fork and knife in hand. A chunk of Ali's rear is missing, presumably eaten by Po. Ali angrily exclaims the only line of dialogue ("Fuck!"), after which the short abruptly ends.

Cast

 * Starlight the Cat as Ali (archived audio)

Behind the Scenes
This short was inspired by a well-known incident in 1998 involving a seemingly-innocent Po doll. According to several reports, the doll allegedly said the phrase, "Faggot faggot, bite my butt", much to the outrage and debate of the media. The head of the company that manufactured the Teletubbies dolls insisted the doll was speaking Cantonese phrases, however the initial media frenzy still continues to amuse and shock people today. In Shortest Episode Ever, this incident is referenced when Po literally bites Ali's butt.

Archived audio of Starlight the Cat's famous blooper is used for this short.